Pick up yer mail, walk across the street
stop in at the market, don’t know who you’ll meet...
Could be the "mayor" or a rock star’s honey
there ain’t a better store for love nor money
at The Market. Elm Street Market.
Home of moguls. And yokels. And vocal locals.

We’ve got stuff and plenty of it!
Elm Street Market-- we hope you’ll just love it.

Buy some butts, surf the web, grab a caffeine fix
scratch some tickets, rent some flicks--get into the mix!
Pick up some lighter fluid, fluff® or marvel comics®
moth balls, spam® or feminine products.
Bleach, roast beef and horse-hide glue
high speed film, and herbal shampoo...
‘men’s’ magazines, peanut butter too!
Elm Street Market’s the place for you!

Cough drops, mouthwash, even a stringy mop
something’s still hot on the griddle top!
Get totally in-tune with the native buzz
at the Greatest Little Market There Ever Was!
Get a grip on reality!
Elm Street Market’s the place for me.

Eggs-over-easy-on-rye-bread-toast
greeting cards and nylon combs
Milky Ways®, fish fillets, and lock deicer
a down home staff that couldn’t be nicer

Highlawn Farm’s "ladies" work overtime
to bring E.S.M. sweet bovine wine.
Notions and potions and as you might have noticed
‘custom laid eggs’ come in from Otis.
Weinies at the meat counter, T-bones too...
cotton balls, and cans of stew. .

But what makes my heart really quicken
is when I approach the rotisserie chicken!
My mouth starts to water, fingers get lickin’
for Elm Street Market’s rotisserie chicken.
Fowl that is! Moist and plump. Like Mom used to make!

I’m still adjusting to walls of lime green,
but Elm Street Market’s the place for me!

Nuts and batteries and even bottled water,
duct tape, greeting cards hey you really oughtta
drive on in or find a place to park it--
or walk on in to the Elm Street Market.
Life will amaze you from morning to dark ‘n
everything’s swell at the Elm Street Market